grifstar | "Electric Funstuff presents a story which is sad but true.."

The ranger left our party in a pinch,
the fight had looked like it would be a sinch,
but the mage ran out of mana,
the cleric said ban-yana,
and I was dead before I moved an inch.

See I told you it was a sad story...

Well can you spare some rations? 'Cuz I sure need a drink,
I lost my stuff I'm feeling out of sorts,
those trains just keep chasin',
I don't know which way I'm facin',
has anybody here seen my corpse?

I'm fuming 'cuz my sever's down again,
and those women I been chasin' are all men("my name's Galadriel!")
I asked one to join my side,
she just laughed until she cried,
and said get your skill at begging up to ten.

Well can you spare some rations? 'Cuz I sure need a drink,
I move so slow I wish I had a horse,
it's night and I can't see,
danger in front of me,
has anybody here seen my corpse?

Holy cats! We're in the banjo spawning grounds!
*insert battle sound effects*
.... killed my pet,
.... you're a tank, you kill it!
.... I'm almost dead,
.... this is it

*BONG!*
.... good thing that guard came by.

Well everything cons red now when I play,
'what would I like my tomestone to say?',
thanks oh it's been fun,
five more minutes then I'm done,
I been saying that to myself since... yesterday.

*skeleton sound effect* 'I'll be right there sugar as soon as I kill this skeleton,
*wolf*... and this shadow wolf, *beetle*... and this fire beetle...

Well can you spare some rations? 'Cuz I sure need a drink,
this game will be grounds for my divorce,
the lag times can be chokin',
the quests can all be broken,
but I keep.. coming back.. of course.

And I will surely seek you,
next time your on EQ,
'cuz maybe oh just maybe,
maybe oh just maybe,
maybe you have might've seen my corpse!

..... dang moss snake..