At least you haven't been taken much out of control yet; just yesterday I nearly got suspended for stabbing someone in the chest... [I would rather skin them alive, yet that is utterly illegal] but...

Welcome to my life!

Do people there purposely fart, touch themselves, talk about drugs and sex 90% of the time [mostly quoting the idiotic media], all have their hair dyed blonde, and do the males keep their pants so low you can constantly see their underwear as well?