Everything you need to know..

"All I learned from playing Warcraft":

- Being a mining addict can be hazardous to one's health
- Named NPC satyrs are complete bastards, as you'll be trying to hunt one down and find it at the bottom of a cliff. Then later one when re-entering that cave they'll use thier magical 1337 ESP skillz and will be ON TOP of the cliff this time. And will go into thier cat form when you try to shoot at them to get out of range...
- There is no "train to zones", only trams
- Somehow former members to guilds will randomly stalk you down by tell and try to make you reinvite them(while in a creepy forest you never been to before with things that would love to kick your ass no doubt), yet you only been a member yourself for less than a week. And the person that WANT you to talk to isn't online anyway
- Gnomes are just crazy
- The Defias bandits just don't know when the hell to give up
- Murlocs are just a pain in the ass, but still sound funny
- Appearently there's people desprate enough to eat vulture meat, let alone fish eyes
- People loose stuff way too often
- If you find a huge Loch Ness looking monster named "Lake Thrasher" and it's level has been replaced with a skull, 9/10 it doesn't want to be your friend
- Class trainers go against the laws of races
- Pretty little flowers manage to grow in frozen wastelands
- A vulcanic, lava filled region can live just below another region that can be mistaken for the Swish Alphs
- There's thousands of different inns, yet they will all look the same